I Became A Better Pitcher When I

I Have Seen The Future And It's Like The Present, Only Longer.

It (his Contract) Has Options Through The Year 2020 Or Until The Last Rocky Movie Is Made.

Someone Told Me Just Recently That Poets Are Eulogists. It's Their Job, To Eulogize. I Didn't Know That, But It Makes Sense. Because In Almost Every Poem Of Mine There Is A Loss.

They're (california Angels) Like The American League All-star Team, And That's Their Problem, The American League All-star Team Always Loses.

It Helps To Be Stupid If You're A Relief Pitcher. Relievers Had To Get Into A Zone Of Their Own. I Just Hope I'm Stupid Enough.