I Believe In Not Attacking A Country

The Founders Who Crafted Our Constitution And Bill Of Rights Were Careful To Draft A Constitution Of Limited Powers - One That Would Protect Americans' Liberty At All Times - Both In War, And In Peace.

When People Talked About Protecting Their Privacy When I Was Growing Up, They Were Talking About Protecting It From The Government. They Talked About Unreasonable Searches And Seizures, About Keeping The Government Out Of Their Bedrooms.

Anybody Who Deliberately Propagandizes With Lies Should Be Held Up To Scorn And Ridicule.

The Thing That Interests Me Least About The Radio Business Is The Radio Business. But I've Had To Learn A Little Bit About It. It's Not Rocket Science: You Get Ratings, That's Good.

I've Spent My Entire Career Being A Satirist.