I Believe In Practicing Prudence At Least

Although It Is True That Only About 20 Percent Of American Workers Are In Unions, That 20 Percent Sets The Standards Across The Board In Salaries, Benefits And Working Conditions. If You Are Making A Decent Salary In A Non-union Company, You Owe That To The Unions. One Thing That Corporations Do Not Do Is Give Out Money Out Of The Goodness Of Their Hearts.

When Michael Jackson, A Poor Black Boy Who Grew Up To Be A Rich, White Woman, Married Elvis Presley's Daughter The Scientologist. Makes You Proud To Be An American, Dudn't It?

I Know: "guns Don't Kill People." But I Suspect That They Have Something To Do With It. If You Point Your Finger At Someone And Say, "bang, Bang, You're Dead," Not Much Actually Happens.

I Think Most Of Us Become Nicer As We Get Older, Less Judgmental, Less Full Of Certitude; Life Tends To Knock A Few Corners Of Us As We Go Through. Cancer, Divorce, Teenagers, And Other Plagues Make Us Give Up On Expecting Ourselves - Or Life - To Be Perfect, Which Is A Real Relief.

There Are Two Kinds Of Humor. One Kind That Makes Us Chuckle About Our Foibles And Our Shared Humanity -- Like What Garrison Keillor Does. The Other Kind Holds People Up To Public Contempt And Ridicule -- That's What I Do. Satire Is Traditionally The Weapon Of The Powerless Against The Powerful. I Only Aim At The Powerful. When Satire Is Aimed At The Powerless, It Is Not Only Cruel -- It's Vulgar.