I Believe In Rules. Sure I Do.

Give Me Some Scratching, Diving, Hungry Ballplayers Who Come To Kill You.

In The Olden Days, The Umpire Didn't Have To Take Any Courses In Mind Reading. The Pitcher Told You He Was Going To Throw At You.

There Are Only Five Things You Can Do In Baseball - Run, Throw, Catch, Hit And Hit With Power.

Win Any Way As Long As You Can Get Away With It. Nice Guys Finish Last.

Ballplayers Are A Superstitious Breed, Nobody More Than I, And While You Are Winning You'd Murder Anybody Who Tried To Change Your Sweatshirt, Let Alone Your Uniform.