I Believe My Woman Shouldn't Work Outside

I Like To Give My Inhibitions A Bath Now And Then.

I'm Not As Thrilled With Myself As I Used To Be.

I Would Much Rather End Up A Fertiliser Under A Sunflower Which Is Eventually Made Into Sunflower Seed Oil So That Instead Of Nibbling Me In Her Prawn Cocktail, The Pretty Girl Will Rub Me On Her Bristols As She Suns Herself On A Beach In The Caribbean.

When I Come Home And I'm Tired From Filming All Day, I Expect Her To Be There And Make Sure Everything Is Cool For Me. You Know, Like Drawing My Bath And Helping Me Into Bed.

At The New York Athletic Club They Serve Amazing Food. People Go There, Get Healthy, And Then Eat Themselves To Death - Which Is, I Suppose, The Right Way To Do It.