I Believe That If You Want To

Like Journalists. The Police Have An Extremely Sick Sense Of Humor, Very Guarded, Very Private, Very Male, Which They Need To Survive On An Everyday Level. I Don't Think Anyone Has Ever Managed To Tap That On The Screen - It Would Actually Be Too Shocking.

Women Have Got To Stop Being Polite. If I Ever Had Children, Which I Don't, The First Thing I'd Teach A Girl Of Mine Is The Words 'f - Off.'

I Believe In Meditation - It's A Good Tool To Centre Yourself, But Unfortunately, I'm Too Lazy To Do It. It's Very Hard Work, And I Prefer To Watch 'nothing To Declare' On Tv!

I've Not Won Different Awards - Many, Many Times - So Luckily I've Practiced That Whenever You Are Nominated For Anything, You Enter Into This Marvelous, Fantabulous Bubble Called The Bubble Of Nomination. The Minute The Envelope Is Opened And Your Name Isn't Called Out, The Bubble Bursts. And No One Calls You Up The Next Day To Say, 'so Sorry You Didn't Win,' Or 'you Looked Gorgeous - Nothing. If You Win, You Get About Another 24 Hours In That Lovely Bubble And Then - Pop - You Are Slightly Wet All Over From The Bubble And Realize That You Have To Get On With Real Life.

I've Always Been Battling Against My Sense Of Dignity And Refinement. I Was Embarrassed By Any Bodily Functions When I Was Younger. I Could Never Even Blow My Nose.