I Believe That The Purpose Of Death

The World Is A Strange And Wonderful Place.

I Just Sort Of Wish People Would Dance Differently. It Reminds Me Of Teenage Sex.

It's Good To Take A Longer View And Think, What Would I Really Like To Do If I Had No Limitations Whatsoever?

I've Never Really Had A Hobby, Unless You Count Art, Which The Irs Once Told Me I Had To Declare As A Hobby Since I Hadn't Made Money With It.

I Genuinely Have Never Been In An Audience Where Most People Want That Person To Fail. I've Never Been In An Audience Like That, And I've Never Seen It As A Performer. Only In My Dreams, In Which Case They Are Always Throwing Tomatoes And Going, "this Is The Most Boring Thing I've Ever Seen."