I Believe The Twenty-four Hour Day Has

Some People Are Born To Lift Heavy Weights, Some Are Born To Juggle Golden Balls.

Most Women Are Not As Young As They Are Painted.

Sometimes I Feel That I Am A Natural Born Genius In A Field Of Human Endeavor That Hasn't Been Invented Yet

Great Men Are But Life-sized. Most Of Them, Indeed, Are Rather Short.

I Was A Modest, Good-humoured Boy. It Is Oxford That Has Made Me Insufferable.