I Bet Maurice Gibb's Heart Monitor Was

If It Was Possible For Me To Adopt, I Probably Would, But No One's Going To Let Me Adopt.

A Good Rule To Remember For Life Is That When It Comes To Plastic Surgery And Sushi, Never Be Attracted By A Bargain.

All These People I Interview Are Worth Ten Times What I'm Worth.

I Don't Think You Should Have To Try To Be Nice, I Think Most People Are Nice. I Think Being Cheerful And Nice Is Just A Politeness.

Those Years Between Drama School And Getting Onto The Stand-up Circuit Were Pretty Lean.