I Bet Maurice Gibb's Heart Monitor Was

Well, Certainly I Think American Television Is - That's Proper Tv.

My Life Could Have Been So Grim Really, Really Grim.

I Was A Failed Actor But I Still Wanted To Show Off, So I Ended Up Doing Live Comedy.

In My Experience The Difference Between A Straight And A Bisexual Is About Four Pints

I'm Actually Quite Self-sufficient, So It Might Look As If There Isn't Room For Anyone In My Life. That Isn't Entirely The Case.