I Bet Maurice Gibb's Heart Monitor Was

I'd Like To Retire At 50 But I Don't Want To Sell Papers In The Middle Of London On A Zimmer.

All These People I Interview Are Worth Ten Times What I'm Worth.

My Life Could Have Been So Grim Really, Really Grim.

In My Experience The Difference Between A Straight And A Bisexual Is About Four Pints

The Only People Who Are Desperate To Go On The Show Are People We're Desperate Not To Have On The Show.