I Bought A House For My Mom,

We're The Guys Who, If Someone Says You Really Shouldn't Do An Episode Making Fun Of Scientologists, We Say, 'whatever.' Someone Says, 'they Might Come Try To Burn Your House Down,' We Say, 'we'll Just Get Another One.'

I Just Realized That There Are Going To Be A Lot Of Painful Times In Life, So I Better Learn To Deal With Them In The Right Way.

I See Santa Claus And Joseph Smith And Luke Skywalker As The Same Person.

All The Religions Are Super Funny To Me.

Basically ... Out Of All The Ridiculous Religion Stories Which Are Greatly, Wonderfully Ridiculous—the Silliest One I've Ever Heard Is, 'yeah ... There's This Big Giant Universe And It's Expanding, It's All Gonna Collapse On Itself And We're All Just Here Just 'cause ... Just 'cause'. That, To Me, Is The Most Ridiculous Explanation Ever.