I Bought Myself A Parrot, But It

I'm A Heroine Addict. I Need To Have Sex With Women Who Have Saved Someone's Life.

Fettucini Alfredo Is Macaroni And Cheese For Adults.

I Don't Wear A Watch Because I Want My Arms To Weigh The Same. So If Somebody Asks Me What Time It Is, I Have To Tell Them Something That Is Going On. "what Time Is It, Mitch?" "uh, That Guy Is Eating A Hamburger." "shi*, I Had To Be Somewhere..."

Every Time I Go And Shave, I Assume There's Someone Else On The Planet Shaving. So I Say, 'i'm Gonna Go Shave, Too.'

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