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I Love The Honesty Of New Yorkers. When A New Yorker Says 'let's Do Lunch,' They Actually Mean It. In L.a., When They Say 'let's Do Lunch,' They're Just Trying To Say Good-bye.

When I Go Back To Family Reunions Everybody Goes, 'hey Cousin! Hey Auntie!' And I'm Like, 'okay I Don't Know You, I Have No Idea Who You Are.' I Am Auntie And Cousin For So Many And Even The Ones In Prison Call Me Collect. And I'll Be Like, 'which Of My Family Members Are Giving You This Phone Number?'

A Lot Of People Say It's Cathartic To Cook, And I'm Like, 'how Is It Cathartic Washing All These Dishes?'

If You Don't Go Towards The Thing You Fear, You Won't Be Able To Say You Lived.

When I Was Little I Went To A Baptist Church With My Grandmother. My Earliest Memories Were Of Her Falling Out In The Middle Of The Floor And They Had To Cover Her With A White Sheet. Every Time We Went To Church It Was Scary. The Music Would Start Playing, And Then Everybody Would Start Running And Shouting And Hollering And Screaming.