I Buy Myself A Gift Every Year,

I Am Hands-on In Any Project That I Am Associated With. I Just Don't Want To Put My Face Or Name And Lend It To A Product That I'm Not Behind A Hundred Percent.

When Someone Asks Me, 'what Do You Do?' Under My Breath I Want To Say, 'ask My F--king Bank Account What I Do,'

I'm Not Trying To Influence Anyone Else; I'm Not Saying, "do What I Do." I Think It's A Little Pretentious To Say, "i'm A Role Model"; I Would Never Say That, And I Don't Think Of Myself That Way.

I Love The Sun But Don't Have The Time To Get A Good Tan And Keep It Year-round, So I Am A Huge Fan Of Tanning Products.

I Have Cellulite, Just Like Almost Every Other Woman On The Planet.