I Buy Smoked Mackerel In A Vain

When You Have Children Your House Smells Very Unpleasant All The Time.

I Like Reading, I Like Boring Things, And Yet I Think People For Ages Had This Image Of Me That I Was On The Tube With A Chainsaw Looking For Any Likely Candidate.

I Think Actors Go Along A Continuum From Simon Callow Down To Kind Of Ross Kemp, And I Like To Think Of Myself As The Ross Kemp Of Comedy. He's Very Good In 'east Enders' Because He Plays A Version Of Himself. I Think I Can Play A Version Of Myself - That's About All I Can Do.

Having Done A Normal Job For 10 Years, As A Psychiatric Nurse Dealing With Emergencies, I Know What Terrible, Hopeless Lives Some People Have. So In Many Ways, It's Great To Be Able To Wield The Financial Power That I Can, And Do Gigs, Fundraisers Or Give Money. I Feel Lucky I Can Help Out.

If You Want To Get A Pet For Your Child, I Suggest A Chicken So That When They Get Bored Of It After A Couple Of Days At Least You Can Have A Nice Roast Dinner.