I Called A Company And Asked To

Please Try Not To Be Such A Wiener-head.

To An Adolescent, There Is Nothing In The World More Embarrassing Than A Parent.

Sign At A Tennessee Highway: When This Sign Is Under Water, This Road Is Impassable.

The Great Thing About Golf - And This Is The Reason Why A Lot Of Health Experts Like Me Recommend It - You Can Drink Beer And Ride In A Cart While You Play.

I Grew Up In The Southwest Bronx. Father An Accountant, Mother A Schoolteacher. Brother Was Six Years Older, Which Explains Why I Gobbled Crystal Meth At 12, Smoked Hashish At 13, And Was Shooting Smack At 17, Which Explains How I Got Hepatitis C, Which Was The Basis Of My First Book, Which Was A Humor Book About Dying.