I Came To The Conclusion Long Ago

If I Have All The Tears That Are Shed On Broadway By Guys In Love, I Will Have Enough Salt Water To Start An Opposition Ocean To The Atlantic And Pacific, With Enough Left Over To Run The Great Salt Lake Out Of Business. But I Wish To Say I Never Shed Any Of These Tears Personally, Because I Am Never In Love, And Furthermore, Barring A Bad Break, I Never Expect To Be In Love, For The Way I Look At It Love Is Strictly The Old Phedinkus, And I Tell The Little Guy As Much.

He Who Tooteth Not His Own Horn, The Same Shall Not Be Tooted.

Damon Runyon. A Day-coach Boy In A Parlor Car Seat.

He [will Rogers] Was America's Most Complete Human Document. One-third Humor. One-third Humanitarian. One-third Heart.

In My Opinion Turkey Is The Most Over-rated Critter For Eating Purposes In Kingdom Come But The Most Striking Example We Have Of The Power Of Propaganda.