I Can Be Quite Sarcastic When I'm

If A Body Catch A Body Coming Through The Rye.

People Always Clap For The Wrong Reasons.

Sometimes I See Me Dead In The Rain.

But You Can't Always Tell - With Somebody's Mother, I Mean. Mothers Are All Slightly Insane.

I Held Hands With Her All The Time...that Doesn't Sound Like Much, I Realize, But She Was Terrific To Hold Hands With. Most Girls If You Hold Hands With Them, Their Goddam Hand Dies On You, Or Else They Think They Have To Keep Moving Their Hand All The Time, As If They Were Afraid They'd Bore You Or Something.