I Can Chase You, And I Can

One Can Have Great Concern For The People Of Ethiopia, But It's Another Thing To Inflict Daily Torture On The People Of England.

There's So Much Destruction All Over The World - And All You Can Do Is Complain About Me!

Doing Nothing Gives Me Great Pleasure. And Believe Me, I Succeed Wonderfully In It.

When I'm Lying In My Bed, I Think About Life And I Think About Death. And Neither One Particularly Appeals To Me.

Letting Cats And Dogs Have Litters Is Tantamount To Shooting Shelter Animals In The Head Since It Kills Their Chances Of Adoption. Please Do The Right Thing And Spay Or Neuter Your Animals.