I Can Fall In And Out Of

If You're Really On Top, You Probably Didn't Do That Great, 'cause You Have To Water It Down A Bit For It To Get That Mass Appeal

When A Single Mom Goes Out On A Date With Somebody New. It Always Winds Up Feeling More Like A Job Interview.

There Ain't A Woman In The World That Wants To Hear The Word Yes When She Asks If You Think That She Looks Chubby In That Dress. And If She Cooks All Day You Better Eat It With A Smile; It Doesn't Matter If It Tastes Just Like Bad Gravy On A Goodyear Tire.

Can't Wait To Date A Supermodel, Can't Wait To Sue My Dad. Can't Wait To Wreck A Ferrari, On The Way To Rehab.

Rock Band Never Got Anybody A Date. Never.