I Can Get A Script And Go,

My Stepfather, John O'hara, Was The Goodest Man There Was. He Was Not A Man Of Many Words, But Of Carefully Chosen Ones. He Was The One Parent Who Didn't Try To Fix Me. One Night I Sat On His Lap In His Chair By The Wood Stove, Sobbing. He Just Held Me Quietly And Then Asked Only, "what Does It Feel Like?" It Was The First Time I Was Prompted To Articulate It. I Thought About It, Then Said, "i Feel Homesick." That Still Feels Like The Most Accurate Description - I Felt Homesick, But I Was Home.

Anything Television Trivia I'm Good At. But When You're On Your Couch, You're Really Good At It, But When You're Standing There, It's Probably Scary.

I Just Look Like A Transvestite When I Try To Dress Up. There's No Place To Hide My Balls.

I've Always Kept My Overhead Low So I Could Do Whatever I Want. I Think Of Myself As Lazy With Spurts Of Getting A Lot Done. I Find Myself Rooting Against Things Sometimes Because I Get Excited At The Thought Of A Clean Slate.

In The '80s Especially, A Lot Of Comedians Felt Compelled To Stick With What Made Them Famous And Those People Became Caricatures.