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Women Don't Go To War To Kill Other Women. Wars And Armies And Nuclear Weapons Are Essentially Heterosexual Hobbies.

I Am The Son And The Heir Of A Shyness That Is Criminally Vulgar.

And If I Seem A Little Strange Well, That's Because I Am

There's So Much Destruction All Over The World - And All You Can Do Is Complain About Me!