I Can Hear Her Thunder, She's Coming

And Let's All Be Honest Here; More Of Us Believe In The American Hero Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Thorough Investigation Into Your Phony Birth Certificate And Phony History Than The Phony Media's Smoke And Mirrors.

Those That Are Goofy Enough To Believe The Outrageous Lies And Hate Spewed About Me In The Mind-numb Media Are Inconsequential And Pathetic. Those That Know Me Are Certain Of My Goodness And Connect With Me Deeply.

While I Now Own More Guns Than The 82nd Airborne, My First Gun Is Still The Most Important Gun I've Ever Owned.

If Barack Obama Becomes The President In November Again, I Will Either Be Dead Or In Jail By This Time Next Year.

Well, On That Day I Ceased Cleansing My Body. No More Brushing My Teeth, No More Washing My Hair, No Baths, No Soap, No Water. Thirty Days Of Debris Build. I Stopped Shavin’ And I Was 18, Had A Little Scraggly Beard, Really Looked Like A Hippie…then Two Weeks Before, I Stopped Eating Any Food With Nutritional Value…then A Week Before, I Stopped Going To The Bathroom. I Did It In My Pants. Poop, Piss The Whole Shot. My Pants Got Crusted Up.