I Can Live Without Money, But I

If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Am I So Lonely? If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Do I Sit At Home For Hours Staring At The Damned Telephone, Hoping It's Out Of Order, Even Calling The Operator Asking Her If She's Sure It's Not Out Of Order?

If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Am I So Lonely? Let Me Tell You, Legends Are All Very Well If You've Got Somebody Around Who Loves You.

Give The People What They Want And Then Go Have A Hamburger.

If You Have To Be In A Soap Opera Try Not To Get The Worst Role.

For It Was Not Into My Ear You Whispered, But Into My Heart. It Was Not My Lips You Kissed, But My Soul.