I Can Never Sit Still For Five

A Good Four To Six Weeks Is About Right For A Proper Break.

I Have No Interest In Anyone Who Wants To Criticise Me, Or Doesn't Like Me Despite Never Having Met Me.

She [my Wife] Has Had A Caesarean, So She Can't Bend Over. It's A Good Excuse [for Not Changing Nappies], I Suppose.

I Need To Rein Myself In Sometimes.

I Am Who I Am, In Terms Of Shooting From The Hip Occasionally.