I Can Only Hope He's An Aries

I've Always Thought There Are Two Ways Of Getting What You Wanted In Life.forcing People To Give It To You,or Making Them Want To Give It To You.

I Make Mistakes. That's What I Do. I Speak Without Thinking, I Act Without Knowing. I Drink So Much That I Can Barely Walk...i'm A Fantastic Lover Though, And An Amazing Friend. God Knows I Mean Well.

I'm Looking Forward To Writing More Novels For Young Adults.

I Don't Like To Think Of Myself As A 'virgin'. I Prefer To Think Of Myself As 'sexually Incomplete'. You Know. Like I Haven't Finished The Course Yet.

There Are So Many Beautiful Girls Around That After A While You Start Looking For Someone Who Can Make You Laugh