I Can Only Know What Love Is

I Never Wanted A Guardian Angel. I Didn't Ask For One. One Was Assigned To Me.

Radio Is Truly The Theater Of The Mind. The Listener Constructs The Sets, Colors Them From His Own Palette, And Sculpts And Costumes The Characters Who Perform In Them.

The Great People I've Met Always Have Time For The Niceties.

I'd Stand In Line For Confession With Old People And Little Kids, And As The Line Moved Up And It Was Getting Closer To My Turn, I Knew That When I Got Into The Box I Would Lie! Again!

Everything Edible Is Fried In Texas! Or It Is Buried In The Ground To Cook Before It Is Eaten. ... Texas Food Should Be Forbidden! 'the Steaks At Night Are Big And Bright, Deep In The Heart Of Texas!' And They Are Always Afloat In Grease. Next Morning You Are Served A Smaller Steak, Which Serves As A Platform For Two Fried Eggs ... All Of This Afloat In The Same Grease! 'chicken, You Say? You Bet! Comin' Up!' Same Grease! They Are Right. Comin' Up! For Hours Afterwards. I Couldn't Believe The Crust Of An Apple Pie! Same Grease!