I Can Play Characters Who Sing, But

Hindsight. It's Like Foresight Without A Future.

I Had Studied Piano Since I Was 13, But I Was Surrounded By Students Who'd Been Playing Since They Were 5. I Realized I Was Never Going To Be Anything But Mediocre.

I've Got The Jewish Guilt And The Irish Shame And It's A Hell Of A Job Distinguishing Which Is Which.

Ambition Without Contribution Is Of No Significance.

When You Have Satire, It Has To Be Real. No Matter How Outrageous The Comedy Becomes, You Have To Believe In The Characters.