I Can Play Rhythm Guitar. I Know

I Don't Have Great Thighs. I Have Very Big Breasts And A Soft, Fatty Little Tummy. And I've Got Back Fat. People Assume That I'm Walking Around In Little Spaghetti-strap Dresses. It's Insidious - Glam Jamie, The Perfect Jamie, The Great Figure, Blah, Blah, Blah. And I Don't Want The Unsuspecting 40-year-old Women Of The World To Think That I've Got It Going On. It's Such A Fraud. And I'm The One Perpetuating It.

We Look At Adoption As A Very Sacred Exchange. It Is Not Done Lightly On Either Side. I Would Dedicate My Life For This Child.

I Have A Rule: Pretend You're Going On A Trip For Two Weeks, And Pull What You'd Wear On That Two-week Trip, And Get Rid Of Everything Else.

The Same Way That Mid Century Modern Architecture Was In The 50s, I Want To Be As A Human Being. New. Different. Challenging The Old. Function Over Frivolity. Clean Living. Clean Lines.

[comedian Jerry Seinfeld Was Nominated For A Grammy For His Spoken-word Children's Album] Halloween... Don't Give Up On Me.