I Can Remember Staring At The Orphanage

The Coke Made Me Incredibly Horny.

I Do Something About The Weather. I Stay Home.

You Know Why We're Good At It? Because We Get A Lot Of Practice. This Country Is Only 200 Years Old, And Already We've Had Ten Major Wars. We Average A Major War Every Twenty Years. So We're Good At It!

The Best Thing About Living At The Water's Edge: You Only Have Assholes On Three Sides Of You, And If They Come This Way You Can Hear Them Splash.

Do You Remember Barbara Bush? I Call Her The Silver Douchebag.