I Can See Your Dirtypillows.

Parenting Is The Greatest Of Hum-a-few-bars-and-i'll-fake-it Skills.

Strong Delusions Travel Like Cold Germs On A Sneeze.

I Can Remember Being Home From School With Tonsillitis And Writing Stories In Bed To Pass The Time.

"am I Weird?" "yeah. But So What? Everybody's Weird."

When I Knew I Was Going To Be Able To Write Full Time, I Wondered, "what's Going To Happen To The Relationships Within My Family?" Are They Going To Change? Is It Going To Be The Kind Of Deal Where You Say, "i Can't Take This! Get Me Out Of Here! I Can't Stand These Screaming Kids!" The Way It Turned Out Was, I Was Able To Change The Diapers Okay, After I Stuck The Pin Through My Fingers A Few Times. I Had A Dawning Realization That Children Are Not Particularly Hard To Deal With.