I Can Speak Esperanto Like A Native.

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.

My Father Had A Profound Influence On Me. He Was A Lunatic.

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!

We Don't Have Anything Planned, So Nothing Can Go Wrong.