I Can Speak Esperanto Like A Native.

A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To Sit Under A Tree.

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If You Kill Me, I Promise You - You Will Never Take Me Alive.

Money Can't Buy Friends, But You Can Get A Better Class Of Enemy.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Does Bring You A More Pleasant Form Of Misery.