I Can't Believe It! Reading And Writing

I Want It To Go On, But I Want Us To Go Out On Top.

Part Of The Fun Of Being Alive Is Knowing That You're Annoying The Hell Out Of Someone Else.

Don't Have A Cow, Man.

Everybody Doesn't Have To Get Every Joke. People Really Appreciate Not Being Condescended To.

The Conundrum That I Face On A Daily Basis Is That I Have Two Sons Who Have Grown Up Watching 'the Simpsons,' So They Know Exactly What Buttons To Push. They Know How Bart Irritates Homer, And They Use These Lines Against Me To Tell Me That I'm Not Funny Anymore.