I Can't Bring Myself To Believe In

Technology Will Definitely Solve All Our Problems, But In The Process It Will Create Brand New Ones. But That's O.k. Because The Most You Can Expect From Life Is To Get To Solve Better And Better Problems.

Dogbert Gazing At Night Sky No Matter How Bad The Day Is, The Stars Are Always There. Dilbert Actually, Many Of Them Burned Out Years Ago, But Their Light Is Just Now Reaching Earth. Dogbertthank You For Shattering My Comfortable Misconception. Dilbertit's The Miracle Of Science.

I've Always Defined Myself Not As A Cartoonist , But As An Entrepreneur. That Was True Before I Tried Cartooning. I Always Imagined Cartooning Would Be How I Got My Seed Capital. I Always Thought My Other Businesses Would Be The Less Dominant Part Of My Life.

Nothing Defines Humans Better Than Their Willingness To Do Irrational Things In The Pursuit Of Phenomenally Unlikely Payoffs. This Is The Principle Behind Lotteries, Dating, And Religion.

Informed Decision-making Comes From A Long Tradition Of Guessing And Then Blaming Others For Inadequate Results.