I Can't Eat More Than Six Hundred

I'm Sick Of Being Accused Of Gold-digging. It Just So Happens I Get Turned On By Liver Spots.

I Didn't Know What Guess Jeans Were. I Just Shopped At Wal-mart And Kmart And Stuff Like That.

I've Been Craving Peanut Butter-and-mayonnaise Fried Cheese Sandwiches.

People Are Just So Stupid.

Vickie Lynn Hogan Is My Birth Certificate's Name.