I Can't Find A Job. It Makes

Let's See, For Breakfast Rickey Will Have Bacon And Eggs, And Grits If I Can Get 'em.

I Was Stealing All The Bases, And When You Had To Go To Arbitration They Said, 'you Know, Only The Big Boys Make The Money.' So I Got To Try And Figure Out How To Hit A Home Run, Too.

When I Was Growing Up, My Favorite Player Was Reggie Jackson - And I Never Got The Opportunity To Get An Autograph From Reggie. I Was So Frustrated. I Mean, He Was My Idol. And I Couldn't Get No Autograph. I Would Go Through Punishment Waiting On Him (after Games) Because He Was Always The Last Guy To Come Out. And I Would Go Back Home With No Autograph.

I Don't Want To Be One Of Those Great Players Who Never Made It To The (world) Series.

Rickey Got A Big Ranch. Rickey Got A Big Bull. Rickey Got Horses. Rickey Got Chickens And Everything. And Rickey Got A 20-gallon Hat.