I Can't Get Married. I Can't Fake

My Brother Is Gay And My Parents Don't Care, As Long As He Marries A Doctor.

Designers Don't Put Out The Same Sweater Every Year. They Just Keep Creating.

Incredibly, Almost Every Hotel I Ever Played In Vegas Was Blown Up Shortly Afterward: The Dunes, The Sands, The Landmark, The Aladdin, The Frontier, The Hacienda, The Stardust - All Were Imploded.

I'm Pretty Equal Opportunity When It Comes To Issues To Joke About.

Every Time We Help An Animal, We Are Healing Ourselves, Over And Over.