I Can't Get Married. I Can't Fake

I Just Get The Feeling That If Jesse Helms Was In Charge Of Art In America, You'd Go Into A Museum And See Nothing But Prints Of Dogs Playing Cards.

Here Is What Is Needed For Occupy Wall Street To Become A Force For Change: A Clear, And Clearly Expressed, Objective. Or Two.

I Have No Complaints About Losing Money I Put In High-risk Investments. I Did Some Of That When I Had Real Money; My Informed Choice, My Measured Gamble.

As A Standup Comedian, I've Worked Almost Every New Year's Eve Of My Adult Life. It's The Best-paying Night Of The Year.

I've Never Been Married, But I Tell People I'm Divorced So They Won't Think Something Is Wrong With Me.