I Can't Get No Respect.

Look Out For Number One And Try Not To Step In Number Two.

You Don't Know Who To Believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He Said All Men Were Created Equal. He Never Went To A Nude Beach.

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.

Getting Older Is Tough. I Remember The Last Time I Felt An Erection. It Was At The Movies. The Only Trouble Is, It Belonged To The Guy Sitting Next To Me.