I Can't Get No Respect.

I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.

She Was So Ugly That Her Face Could Stop A Sundial.

I Get No Respect. The Way My Luck Is Running, If I Was A Politician I Would Be Honest.

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!