I Can't Get No Respect.

My Wife Has Cut Our Lovemaking Down To Once A Month, But I Know Two Guys She's Cut Out Entirely.

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.

Last Week I Was Walking By A Cemetery, Two Guys Came After Me With Shovels. It Was All About Money.

My Wife Is Such A Bad Cook, If We Leave Dental Floss In The Kitchen The Roaches Hang Themselves.

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles