I Can't Have Cats Around Me Because

When I Was Three, I Fell And I Got Bell's Palsy In My Face. My Mom Said The First Day She Called The Rabbi, And He Said A Prayer For Me But Nothing Happened. The Second Day She Called The Mormons, And They Said A Prayer For Me And My Face Was Healed, So My Whole Life Was Going Around As A Jew Who Was Giving Talks In Mormon Churches About Being Healed By The Mormons.

I'm A Heterosexual. I Don't Know Why I'm Like This. I Was Just Born This Way.

I Consider Myself To Be A Pretty Good Judge Of People... That's Why I Don't Like Any Of Them.

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Show Business.

I Like Facts And Data Because They Help Me Think Clearly, Beyond The Cultural Messages That I Ingest Unwittingly, And Sometimes Find Myself Regurgitating Almost Unconsciously.