I Can't Impress Enough Upon People That

Throughout My Teens, I Just Wanted To Go Somewhere I Could Wear A Donald Duck Pin And No One Would Care.

I'm Not Looking For People To Bow Down To Me Or Do Things In My Name Or Even Pass Around A Collection Plate For Me. I Say That I'd Like To Be God For A While Because He Really Can Get Away With Anything. I Mean, Anything.

That's What I Love About The Mockumentary Style, Is The Added Thing Of People Knowing They Are On-camera, Which Changes Your Behavior. That's Why We Sometimes Do What We Call Spy Shots.

Man Up And Add A Tux To Your Wardrobe. Just Find One You Like And Get It Well-tailored To Your Own Measurements.

The Director Is The Only Person On The Set Who Has Seen The Film. Your Job As A Director Is To Show Up Every Day And Know Where Everything Will Fit Into The Film.