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What's Interesting About Books That Take Place In The Future, Even Twenty Years In The Future, Is That Many Of Them Are Black Or White: It's Either A Utopia Or It's Misery. The Real Truth Is That There's Going To Be Both Things In Any Future, Just Like There Is Now.

When You Improvise On The Spot, People Are Very Reluctant To Have Soft Moments Or Quiet Moments Or Sad Moments Because They're Trying To Fill Up The Spaces. So They Always Go Towards, "how Come You're Late?! You're Supposed To Have My Shirt Ready! You Call This A Dry Cleaner?!" That's What Happens. That's Why Improvising On The Spot Gets Very Dicey.

I Was In Kashmir Last Weekend. Went To Visit One Of My Sweaters.

If Anything Happens To Me, Tell Every Woman I've Ever Gone With I Was Talking About Her At The End. That Way, They'll Have To Reevaluate Me.

Twitter, To Me, Works If You're Funny. Twitter Doesn't Work As A Promotional Tool Unless You Do It Very, Very, Very Occasionally.