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While I Have The Utmost Respect For People Who Practice The Christian Faith, The Fact Is, As Everyone Knows, I Am As Jewish As A Matzo Ball Or Kosher Salami.

I Have Nothing But Love In My Heart And Everything I Say Is Just An Instrument For Laughs.

It's No Longer A Question Of Staying Healthy. It's A Question Of Finding A Sickness You Like.

Only The Republican Party Cares About The Issues That Concern Me.

The New York Times Does An Unbelievable Amount Of Damage Because Every Day Television And Radio Stations Along With The Rest Of Media Take Their Lead On The Way The News Should Be Presented Along With What Actually Is The News.