I Can't Relax And Sink Back In

Twitter Makes You A Comedian In The Same Way That Digital Cameras Make You A Photographer

You Live Overseas, You See These Exotic Places And You Want To Know About Them. But, Weirdly, It Also Made Me Homesick For All These Very Prosaic Places In America.

I Threw The Opening Pitch At A Blue Jays Game, And After The Pitch, The Mascot Asked Me If I Wanted Him To Sign The Game Ball, Which I Thought Was Funny. What Would He Write? "best Wishes, Some Guy In A Bird Suit"?"

When You Make A Decision You Need Facts. If Those Facts Are In Your Brain, They're At Your Fingertips. If They're All In Google Somewhere You May Not Make The Right Decision On The Spur Of The Moment.

During The Whole 'jeopardy' Experience, I Felt Like I Was Living A Bit Of A Double Life, I Would Be Secretly Flying Out To L.a. To Tape New Shows, Hoping That None Of My Coworkers Would Notice The Absence And Figure Out What Was Going On. 'jeopardy' Tries Very Hard To Keep Their Secrets.