I Can't Stand Folk Who Are All

I Still Can't Set Up The Ironing-board. A Complete Luddite.

I Prefer Highs And Lows To An Even Keel. Moderation Is Never Something I've Been Good At.

As A Rule, Wearing A Bigger Pair Of Jeans Looks Better Than Squishing Yourself Into A Pair Of Jeans That Used To Fit Before You Gave Up Smoking.

I Think As Time Goes By You'll Get Female Comics Who Are Weirder - You'll Get A Female Mighty Boosh.

Anyone Who Has Dead Straight Hair Wants Curls.