I Can't Stop Bleeding And I Can't

I Caught On Fire Twice On The Stage, But I Was Promptly Put Out. It Was Just My Leg

I'm Like A Sack Of Potatoes, To Be Abused At Will.

I've Never Been Beaten Up! I'm A Black Belt In Run-fu.

I Used To Drink Beer And Smoke Pot Before I Played. Now I Drink Tequila And Smoke Pot. So It's A Little Different

I Never Completed High School And I Am Very Rich And Very Successful.