I Can't Stop Bleeding And I Can't

I Told My Dad 'yeah, I’m Going To Be A Drummer', And He Said 'well, If You Can Rub Your Stomach At The Same Time As You Pat Your Head At The Same Time You’re Standing On One Leg And Kicking The Other One Out In A Circle And Say The Pledge Of Allegiance'. And I Did All That Just Like Bam, You Know?

I Am No Longer Married, So Ladies... There You Go.

Music Has Never Been At A Better Time Then It Is Right Now, We're Really Lucky To Be A Part Of This Wonderful Thing Called Music.

We're Green Day. We Can Do Whatever We Want.

I Have A Homosexual Crush On Most Adolescents.