I Can't Text. My Fingers Are Too

Most People Don't Know How Underpaid And Often Ill-equipped Urban Fire Departments Are Across North America.

If The World Somehow Actually Ends Tomorrow, Let All Forget About The Mayans And Just Agree It`s The Nhl`s Fault

I Would Have To Commit A Crime And Have Cops Chase Me. That Would Be The Only Way To Get Me To Jog Five Miles.

My Goal Is To Leave This Planet With The Biggest Carbon Footprint I Can Possibly Leave.

Marriage Is Like A Dull Meal With The Dessert At The Beginning.