I Can't Watch A Woman Play With

I've Lived (in La) For So Long, I Don't Even Know What Is Real And What Isn't Anymore.

If You Use Tact You Can Say Anything, Then Make It Funny.

When People Refer To 'back In The Day,' It Was A Wednesday. Just A Little Fun Fact For You.

I Do Think I Am Funny, Or I Wouldn't Be Where I Am Today. I Do Think There Is Always Room For Improvement And Learning.

I Never Leave A Dog Alone In A Car On A Hot Day. I Make Sure It's With An Elderly Person Holding A Baby.