I Caught My Wife In Bed With

Probably The Toughest Time In Anyone's Life Is When You Have To Murder A Loved One Because They're The Devil.

I'm Learning Cuban. It's Like Spanish, But With Fewer Words For Luxury Items.

My Girlfriend Said, Just Buy Me Something Crazy And Expensive, Something I Don't Even Need! So, I Signed Her Up For Radiation Treatment.

Christmas Seems To Start Earlier And Earlier Every Year. Like, This Time, It's On December 25th.

They Have A Sign At The Beach, "no Glass Bottles". I Think That's So The Other Sand Particles Don't Feel Like Underachievers.