Background Image

I Caught My Wife In Bed With Another Man And I Was Crushed. So I Said, "get Off Of Me, You Two!"

-Emo Philips

Please Wait....
Translating....

I Caught My Wife In Bed With

Emo Philips

I Caught My Wife In Bed With Another Man And I Was Crushed. So I Said, "get Off Of Me, You Two!"

Views: 12

Topic

More From Emo Philips

You Know, A Lot Of Girls Go Out With Me Just To Further Their Careers...damn Anthropologists.

One Man's Pet-stained Carpet Is Another Man's Twister Game.

Ambiguity Is The Devil's Volleyball.

The American Government Is Making Nuclear Weapons Like There's No Tomorrow.

I'll Do Anything For My Wife, It's Turning Out.

Trending Author

Harvey Fierstein

Elizabeth Montagu

Category