I Certainly Do Not Consider Myself The

Every Single Person Wants To Do It, Don't Hate Me Because I Had The Guts To Follow My Heart!

When I Let Some Girl Take Me In Her Mouth I Think This Is What Jesus Must Feel Like During Communion.

You Want To Know The Secret Of My Success? Let Me Tell You About Eugenics.

I Heard About The Dalai Lama, You Know And I Thought To Myself, Why Not Me?

When I Think About The Holidays, I Think About The Salvation Army Guys Ringing Bells In Front Of Stores. They're Always So Nice To You And They're Always Willing To Give A Heart To Heart Conversation. They Actually Bear The Winter Cold To Ask For Your Petty Cash With A Smile On Their Face. Fudge Those Guys.