I Certainly Do Not Drink All The

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

Say Anything That You Like About Me Except That I Drink Water.

I Certainly Do Not Drink All The Time. I Have To Sleep You Know.

I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never Drink Anything Stronger Than Gin Before Breakfast.

My Daughter Wants To Throw A Stone At A Bad Man. I Stop Her From Throwing, Shaking My Head And Giving Her A Little Slap. My Disapproval Is Complete. You Think: 'that's Right, She Shouldn't Throw A Stone Even At A Villain.' Then I Hand Her A Brick To Throw.