I Certainly Do Not Drink All The

It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

It Is Well To Remember That There Are Five Reasons For Drinking: The Arrival Of A Friend, One's Present Or Future Thirst, The Excellence Of The Cognac, Or Any Other Reason

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.