I Cheat On My Books A Lot,

To Be Brave Is To Love Unconditionally Without Expecting Anything In Return.

Express Yourself, Don't Repress Yourself.

People Think They Will Wake Up One Day And I'll Be Gone. But I'm Never Going Away.

I Love Meetings With Suits. I Live For Meetings With Suits. I Love Them Because I Know They Had A Really Boring Week And I Walk In There With My Orange Velvet Leggings And Drop Popcorn In My Cleavage And Then Fish It Out And Eat It. I Like That. I Know I'm Entertaining Them And I Know That They Know.

In America It Is Not Considered To Be Mentally Ill When A Woman Advances On Her Prey In A Discotheque Setting With Hardy Cocktails Present.